Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
where are my eyebrows?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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