Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
