Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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