If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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