Ambien. No doubt about it.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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