I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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