he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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