how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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