I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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