...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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