so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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