Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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