So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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