i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
God gave him joint rollers for hands
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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