guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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