Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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