im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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