but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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