Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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