I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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