I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Randomize
