Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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