Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i believe in u and ur pee
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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