I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
True strength comes from lack of pants
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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