Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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