Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
