you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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