If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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