exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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