I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
