she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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