I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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