8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i will never coherently bang her
We got so high we made milksteak
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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