your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
