but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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