If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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