I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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