What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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