im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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