I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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