As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Do vagina's smell?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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