so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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