i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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