NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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