How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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