Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
don't judge my taste in strippers
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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