he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We talked him into tasing himself.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Please don't give away my fajitas
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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