You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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