Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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