No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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