Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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