do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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