party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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