Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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