idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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