Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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