you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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