Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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